Final Results

All the calculations are finished and we have our winners:

Gold: Fans of Gro Hammerseng (Ed/Will) from the Jenny Thompson Division

Silver: The Minstrel Winos (Julie) from the Jesse Owens Division

Bronze: Bristol Olympics (Peter) from the Mary Lou Retton Division

It's also worth giving some recognition to Jim's Dino-Crushers (Jim) who won the Jim Thorpe Division and just missed out on the overall bronze thanks to the tie-breakers. All four of these teams featured Michael Phelps, but three divisions were won by non-Phelps teams:

Tamara Willit Hurt (Leslie) won the Carl Lewis Division.

The Torch Bearer (Christy) won the Matt Biondi Division.

Uncle Sam's Chariot of Fire (Jeremy) won the Mark Spitz Division.

Now, on to some other awards:

Non-Phelps Gold Medal: Tamara Willit Hurt (Leslie), who racked up 47 points without Phelps. Leslie would have won in four different divisions... and not just because she is the Commissioner's wife.

Worst Score with Phelps: Panda-monium (Virginia & Caroline), who scored just 35 points despite having 24 from Phelps.

Dark Cloud Memorial Certificate of Participation: Cool Runnings (Charis), who scored just 4 points and finished last. You'll get'em next time, Charis.

Most Ironic Name: Mao Tse Bronze (Shawn), who lived up to his name by finishing with - you guessed it - the bronze in the Mark Spitz Division.

Biggest Draft Steal: Shiffer Brains (Brian), who got 8 points from Matt Grevers, who he drafted in the 12th round.

Biggest Draft Bust: Cool Runnings (Charis), who missed the news about Morgan Hamm's injury and picked him in the first round... and never cut him.

Best Team Name: Beijing Saddles (Jason) from the Jenny Thompson Division.

Highest Scoring Division: Jenny Thompson Division with 239 points (we had to throw out the Jackie Joyner-Kersee Division, which had 8 people, and the Jim Thorpe Division, which had Australian athletes).

Lowest Scoring Division: Carl Lewis Division and Mark Spitz Division (tie) with 206 points each.

Final Standings:

1	Fans of Gro Hammerseng	Ed	59
2	The Minstrel Winos	Julie	57
3	Bristol Olympics	Peter	55
4	Jim's Dino-Crushers	Jim	55
5	Cubicle Farm Medalists	Kat	52
6	Team TBD	Gavin	52
7	Girls Rule, Boys Drool	Courtney, Channing, Campbell	49
8	Tamara Willit Hurt	Leslie C.	47
9	The Torch Bearer	Christy	46
10	North of the 49th Parallel	Roel	44
11	Hellooo Olympian!	Dan	43
12	Rough Riders	Zeb	42
13	Shiffer Brains	Brian	41
14	Uncle Sam's Chariot of Fire	Jeremy	40
15	Team (Your Company's Name Here)	Lea D.	40
16	Jersey Sea Turtles	Lauren	39
17	Beijing Saddles	Jason	39
18	Team TBD	Megan	38
19	The Fighting Irish	Sara	37
20	Baylor Beijing Ballas	Brandon	37
21	Hollywood's Heroes	Mike	37
22	2Gym=1Swim	A.J.	37
23	Two Hookers and a 41-year-old Mom	AOL Sports	36
24	Phelps' Body Double	Bryan	36
25	Big Momma	Melissa	36
26	Team TBD	Robby	36
27	REDSTORM	Daniel	36
28	Panda-monium	Virginia and Carolyn	35
29	WeGotGuns!	Scott	34
30	The Gold Diggers	Dustin and Gretchen	34
31	Team TBD	Weston	34
32	Team TBD	Tom C.	33
33	Orangeblooded	Mike	32
34	Mao Tse Bronze	Shawn	32
35	America's Red Army	Shawn R.	31
36	Team TBD	Steve	30
37	DrewsCrew	Jim	30
38	Thunderball	Marc	30
39	The Orioles	Conor	29
40	Puscifer	Laura	29
41	Destinee's Hookers	Cameron	29
42	Team TBD	Joel	29
43	Gang Green	Joe	29
44	H.I.P.P.O.S	Maria S.	28
45	Bling-Bling	Travis	28
46	Team TBD	Eric	28
47	Team TBD	Benjamin	28
48	Team TBD	Clay	28
49	The Drunken Sailors	Helen	28
50	The Fighting Song	Matt K.	28
51	The U.S. of France	Andrew	27
52	Team TBD	David	27
53	Chicago 2016	Tom G.	27
54	The Riptides	Maeve	27
55	Agent XXIX	Brandi	27
56	Dim Sum of This	Lauren	26
57	People's Republic of Boozin	Susan, Patrick, Erica and Paul	25
58	Summer Surge	Wilson	25
59	USA Rocks the Olympics	Isaac	24
60	Redeem Team	Derek	23
61	THE Cinderella Story	Stephanie S.	23
62	Aces	Hadra	22
63	Run Like You Stole Something	Wagner	22
64	Team Ryder	Leslie	21
65	Marion Jones Steroid Puddle	Scott	21
66	an yun	Lee D.	20
67	USA RULES	Dennis	18
68	The Hoyas	Dave	18
69	FatGuyWins	Cory	17
70	Oerter Team	Steve S.	17
71	Cool Runnings	Charis	4